Monday, February 26, 2007

Love at First Sight?

quite simply, I just want to know opinions on whether or not people subscribe to this notion.

Monday, February 5, 2007

Potty Humor

First off I would like to say that this contains humor that a 22 year old male would find funny, hopefully someone else will.

I have a job! Its not the one I wanted, but at this point I am not picky, I will be a supervisor of a group home. Provided my urine is clean. Ok so this is a funny story about how to not take a urine test...

I walk into the facility everything is going smooth I am given the cup I walk into the restroom. Three minutes later I open the door and say to the nurse, "I'm a little gun shy this might take a couple more minutes." to which she stares at me like a urinalysis person had never heard the term gun shy, first of all I dont believe it, secondly the awkward stare, just making it worse. I continued, "Well maybe if you gave me an amount to aim for I wouldn't feel so pressured to fill the cup."
"I need 45mL" she responded.
then I made the mistake of being a smart ass..."do bubbles count?" I thought it was funny her not so much. After I filled it to 46mL's bubbles included I walked out and aske, "so when will I find out if I'm pregnant," she just took the cup and looked at me like I was the weirdest person ever, she was really bitchy too, but I've got bad news for her, I got to leave the facility, she was stuck playing with my urine...TAYLOR WINS!

My second stage today and another example of things not to do happened during my background check while being finger printed. Ok this is just some advice from experience. If a security guard says "You getting a new job" DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT "well it depends on how this turns out."

tomorrow CPR training here I come!